September 2019 MicroBlog Archives

Octt: what to eze that purple lazur

Oct: the mysteries of lagwei

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A.y: be proximity sensor

A.y: if you smash glass over that

A.y: I know from experience
  no that’s not true

: 512 MB of RAM and runs better than the Lagwei

: Now let’s try the N64 and DS emulator, so it explodes

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: Eeee the DS games run better on an 8 year old Android than on my PC [the Android in this case is ARMv7, while the PC is x86_64, ed.], perfect

[Survey] I have to try some DS for my next game

Total	3
Mario Kart DS	2
Pokemon B/W 2	0
Animal Crossing Wild World	0
Super Mario 64 DS	1

: OK I’ve been told by groups to try Mario 64, so I’m going to try both Mario Kart and Mario 64

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: I found something in the lag memory

: Here’s a reason why the new versions of Android suck [they handle the connection as a USB memory worse than Android 2.3, ed.]

Actually there are many, we’ll talk about them later

: And now let’s test the other games

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: Super Mario 64 DS

: Mario Kart DS

: So, I would like to record other games but the Memewei is broken and, despite having deleted the videos from before, it says that I have no memory

: Oh yes right, I’ve only had this Huameme for a year and a half, but there are LOTS of things to talk about regarding it

: Screenshots of the N64 emulator are now arriving

I didn’t record but the framerate of the games was always stable and playable.. unfortunately the games are not so playable, but only because there are serious graphic glitches

I think it’s the fault of the emulator which is old (unfortunately I can’t do much on Android 2.3.6)

: I took the screens directly on the Lagsung with an app

: Now comes the video of some games vah

: Apart from Zelda which I tried now, the other games have a stable framerate if you see, nice, a Lagsung from 8 years ago is redeeming itself.

I warn you that there might be an epileptic trigger when I start quake 2 eh xd

: Okay, enough of the Lagsung tests for now

: The Memewei proves itself valid kek

: Fuck you, one day I’ll rock this thing

: Except that he’s already kind of bent, because he got hit so many times because he was a meme

: But Lagsoong can have just 1 KB free and doesn’t break with Chinese popups

A bit of context is in order here: this crap smartphone, when it only has ~100 MB free on its internal memory, pops up this popup about every 3 minutes, which is annoying to say the least. And believe me, it is easy to fill the memory of a smartphone with Android 7 which, after taking out the space occupied by the system components, only has 7.5 GB of space available to the user.

: This means I found worlds from 2013 and beyond that I didn’t remember existed

: At 10 subscribers you will see the worlds

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: Ah, the old Lagsung keyboard has a nice thing about it

: He doesn’t have those toxic emojis because he has better things
  MUCH BETTER

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: Ok, now I will tell you the detailed story of the briquetted Lagsung, and now fixed why
  Now you will find out why

: So
  The lag in question is Galaxy Player 3.6
  Aka a thinner S1 with no phone part

: What happened

: A year ago, since my brain is lagging, “yeah, why don’t I put a custom rom??!1!1!” comes to mind.
  And then I put a custom ROM, which was also ugly
  Three hours later I wanted to remove it, because the WiFi was broken

: So what do I do
  I prepare Odin, look for the stock ROM and flash it
  It’s not clear why (that is, I know why, because Odin is an asshole program that will steal your phone if it wants to) towards the end [of the flash process, ed.] it freezes, it doesn’t move forward
  I left the thing hanging there for almost half an hour and it wasn’t working, so I’m disconnecting

: I turn it back on and

: Yes, because there was a nice screen that said

: And so, nothing, since I have sawdust in my brain, for literally almost a year I thought it was my corrupt ROM, because even if I reflashed it always gave an error at the end, and for literally a year I wasted time looking for other ROM to no avail

: Oh and, obviously I tried to connect to Kies simply, but it didn’t recognize the phone, it kept charging, and if I went into Kies’ manual recovery mode it asked me for a code (?)

: Then just the day before yesterday the good Ashflee told me that all I needed was the right PIT file and it would be fixed

I didn’t know because I’m laggy

: So today I find the PIT file of the US version and I don’t care about the fact that I have the European Galaxy, I put PIT and flash the US ROM and

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It’s in bootloop because well, there was sawdust in /data and it wouldn’t mount

: I format /data from recovery and the lag comes on, and now it works and is better than my meme

: However, the internal archive has not been deleted, and all the old files are there
  Including my very old Minecraft worlds

: And nothing will be, this is Lagsoong back to life after a year in a coma

: And Memewei, but maybe also Xiaomime

: Oh and, of course, ways to get 🅱oLTE on your phone

The history of OctoVoLTE officially began from these messages. Memewei has been talked about there in recent years, perhaps too much; Of methods to have VoLTE, there hasn’t been even one, like. Sad.